A- Casting on "Nailin' Palin", the porn version of Sarah Palin's life begins in Los Angeles.
B- My first cousin, Anne Laude, is awarded the "Legion D' Honneur" for outstanding civilian service to "La Patrie" (that 's France to you and me), and the highest honor a french citizen can receive.
C. It's my birthday. No special honors are awarded on this date but I think I have a pretty good shot at being the male co-star in "Nailin' Palin*. Crossing my fingers and knocking on wood (no pun intended).
*Other titles we are currently considering are: " In Palin, Sarah", "Drill Baby Drill" and "Country Fist".